"Love and bless you, my lady, let me light my pipe in your eyes!"

Wow! To have a compliment like that! Alas, the complement was not for me, but to the ever inspiring Georgiana Cavendish, Duchess of Devonshire. Not only an inspiration in fashion but in her everyday life. She tolerated her husbands affair for years, yes I know she ended up stepping out of him but COME ON! Would you tolerate your husband doing mattress mambo with your best friend?? In your house, where you could hear the dirty deed? So mad props to the duchess for getting hers!

I'm sure your all wondering why I'm writing about this? No, nothing is amiss in my personal life. I just have a strong feeling to express this statement "If you a push a woman to far your gonna get what you deserve!" Don't get me wrong sometimes us ladies can be straight up dumb, but in certain situations we shan't be pushed.

On a totally different subject...Whats up with mothers today?? I will describe my contempt for some mothering skills I have seen of late with this true story...

One evening I was in Walmart, I was walking from the home section to the toy section, I hear a newborn baby start to cry ( newborns have a certain cry that's how I know)...after about five minutes of hearing this newborn cry I start to look around.. and that's when I see her, a tall seemingly middle age woman with all her limbs in working order standing in front of her basket...her newborn baby was in her car seat, in the main part of the basket. So I stand there watching the woman just standing there talking with some friends while her child is freaking out in her car seat...(not that you could see the child the top of the carrier was covered with a blanket) she just stood there and jiggled the cart further pissing her newborn baby off, she continued talking ignoring her child's cry. After about 20 min staring at this mother in disbelief I say loudly to my husband " If I was a newborn crying I would want to be picked up!" The women looked around for a few seconds and returned to her oh so important conversation. At that point I had to walk away or I was gonna get crunk with that woman....


I almost had a panic attack because of this... I still don't think I'm over it....

So mothers I say to you... love you children, pick them up when they cry. Comfort them. You are the person in this world that they depend on...they cannot do for themselves what you can do for yourself! So please for the love of at that is good in this world give your full attention to your children they need you!!!


and so ends this rant...I feel a little better...

Kim

please comment;)

Breast feeding in public and some damn good perfume

Sooo, there is this news story about mothers breast feeding in public, my stance on it is the same as it was before I had my son. Don't for the love of all that is holy and good in this world whip out your tits for everyone and there brother to ogle! There is a right way any a wrong way to breast feed in public, the wrong way or shall I say rude way is to leave yourself totally exposed, I do understand that your child is eating, BUT your child is not eating from a bottle, your child is eating from your BREAST...you know a PRIVATE PART! A part of your body that until then only dressing room mirrors and your husband have seen! Get a cover for yourself, respect other people and they will return the same respect.

Oh, and don't even get me started about the moms that breast feed their children till there 2 and 3 years old. I do applaud your bravery in nursing a child that has teeth and no understanding that biting hurts....otherwise its just plain gross...if your child can climb himself up into your lap and tell you they are thirsty...it needs to stop it is not beautiful anymore, besides give the boobs back to your husband...I'm sure he misses them.

On to the damn good perfume...my wonderful otherhalfness, Whitney gave me my most favorite perfume to me on Christmas. Prada Milano Yummy yummy stuff. We also wrapped David's truck in the most ugly Christmas wrapping paper we could find...but both of us ended up with concussions by the end of the night. Sorry to the little old ladies that live next to him for the string of obscenities that flew out of my mouth when my head hit that beam!

Whew! That was a long blog! Go me! I'm getting back into the swing of things...

Hugs and Kisses and please comment,
Kim

A small recant

As the title says above I must make a slight recant. About who you ask? As much as I hate to say it Mr. Russel Brand, is hilarious! I just watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall last night and hot damn I was laughing my ass off the whole way through, mostly impart to Russel Brand, don't get me wrong, the man still looks a fool in those tight pants and he needs to lay off American politics. So with that I give Russel a big fat kudos in his wonderful part in FSM!

As you can tell I have not blogged for the better part of 3 months, sorry, no excuse other than plain laziness. I will try to have a wonderful rant everyday from now on!! Big news to come!! Next blog though...kisses

K!

cute cute cute!

Could this baby be ANY cuter?? I think not!!!

Back to work for me...

ugh...as much as I hate to admit it I am totally stoked to go back to work! Everyday with little James has been an blessing and a joy but aside from Big James not being able to work part time at his second job, due to the holes cutting all partimers...I feel that it is the best time for James to start interacting with other children (he hasn't thus far) and will help with his verbal skills..etc. It will also help me get out and about a little more, I'm kinda nervous though, it has been over a year since i have worked, finding a job will be easy enough, I've never had a problem with that. I have only been on 4 job interviews and have been offered each job on the spot...cause I'm bad ass like that! I'm hoping to get a Mon-Fri job so I can spend time with my family consistently.

I still need to pick out a daycare for little James, I'm so worried about finding a good one. All the nasty things I hear on the news about day cares and such makes me petrified about sending him to one. I just hope I don't have to bust a cap in someones ass if they ever lay a hand on my baby boy!! Maybe I should just warn them out right about the shit storm the will have to endure if they hurt my little James....Anyways wish me luck in my venture to find a job and a daycare!

Starting another blog!

Look out blog world! I'm starting another one! I go from never writing anything to having two blogs. Your probably wondering why...well I have been looking at the other blogs of Mommy's and I want to do one too! I have the cutest little man ever...so why not!! I'm sure everyone will enjoy reading about his shenanigans! So this new blog will be up within the next few days. Keep on the look out for it! There may even be a third one...but that will be a total surprise and will take some collaboration on another persons part...anyway...I really don't have any rants today, even thought I was out of the house for most of the day. Hm mm let me think...I went to Target and Walmart yesterday i bought little James Halloween costume...hes gonna be a dragon, so super cute! Walmart was seemingly uneventful, I think a gang member was on the other side of his territory cause he was getting ruffed up in the toilet paper isle...security was stepping in when I walked by. All I could here was one of the guys yelling "I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME UP OVER HERE NO MORE!!" damn, if that was the case he was either talking about coming into the Walmart or this side of town, But if it was this particular walmart that he was supposed to stay out of...there is like 3 more within 4blocks...hm mm not sure. It was slightly amusing but I remembered to buy toilet paper which i otherwise would have forgotten had the altercation not occurred. That's all for now...keep an eye out for my new blog!! Much love and peaches

Movies, Face lifts and bad perfume

Tonight I went to the movies with my other halfness (my cousin) Whitney, to see The Woman, a remake of a 1930's movie. It was great, really funny. The only thing that I did not enjoy had nothing to do with the movie itself. It was the multitude of botox, face lifts and collagen just assaulting my eyes one after the other!! Meg Ryan looks like a starting version of the cat lady...icky!! All the botox left her emotions coming across all wrong like when she would smile she looked more like she was snarling! Over all I think Annette Benning, Deborah Messing and Jada Pinkett Smith stole the show!

You are all probably wondering where the bad perfume comes in....well the movie theater turned into a large hen house...so Whitney and I were being assaulted on all sides with many different perfumes, the worst of them being right next to Whit...maybe the lady was wearing "chanel number shit" (hahhaha one liner from the movie). I just don't understand how women can pile onthat shit! don't get me wrong...i do love a good smelling perfume, like Prada Milano....that stuff smells so yummy...not like you have a flower store parked on your back!!!
Anyway, when we got back home we watched Vantage Point, it was decent, just have to get past the first part. It seemed really short.

One more rant, then I'm gonna pack it in for the night...

After the movie I went to the restroom...walked in to the bathroom, there was no available stalls but I was first in line....or so I thought!!! Two stalls became available, the two ladies (or should I say assholes) behind me practically knocked me down and take the two stalls!!! I was thinking "NO THEM BITCHES DIDN'T!!" But the sad sad reality is that they did!!! Where has the bathroom etiquette gone?? Apparently out the window! HA HA Oh well I think one of them had shit splatter on there toilet cause I happened to get the stall next to one of the line cutting ladies..she was saying eww about something!! KARMA bitches!! boo ya!!

Later peoples and remember DON'T CUT IN LINE cause you might just get the toilet with the shit splatter!!